The Long and Winding Road That Leads You to My Door...

I haven't done it in a long time. But I am so glad I did.

I checked my keywords analysis on my little site visit counter at the bottom of my blog. It tells me the search terms that people used to land on this blog. I love what I found:

1. "we argue about the price of pomegranates, i convince him it is the fruit of scholars"- I could not be more intrigued by this... the scenarios it inspires warrant the material for next year's NaNoWriMo. And then I wonder what in the world would compel one to search THAT?
2. "mouse furry girl"- This one makes me a little weirded out that I'm a landing page for that search. And I'm even more weirded out when I note that not one, but TWO people searched this and found me. It made me want to go shave my legs.
3. "chenay newton danced in mahogany at sab in nov 30 2008"- It's just so... precise. It makes me want to search it myself... Ok. I did it. I'm 4th for this search. 
4. "closing mitochondrial pores"- Because HOW embarrassing is it for mitochondria when people are all like, Whoa, those are some giant pores.
5. "how not to fall in love and become cold"-Wear a sweater. Boom.
6. "ineffable test score"- Chances are if you cannot understand the score, you flunked the test. Just guessing.
7. "i showz you muh kung fu stanz"- Again. Not once, but twice I was found with this search term. Although you will not find muh kung fu stanz on this blog, I hope you are somewhat satisfied in the fact that I cannot stop saying that whole phrase now. Only I keep wanting to add, "Bitches" at the end.